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"Should I get a dog?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Birds Following Witch.

Serenading

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Hot Air Balloon

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

The Milky Way (Detail)

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."