Sky Adventure Couple Gifts

"No, you open yours first."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"Good dog!"

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Falling

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

Passenger Jet vs Drones

Asian Adventure Vacations

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

Jet Pack

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

'Come on! You only live once!'

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Penguins going for flying lessons

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"Holy crap! It's a flock of drones."

Meh, I've been on higher.

Man riding in a hot air balloon sees comic balloons floating by.

Caught on a Cloud