Skull Enthusiast Prints

"Do you worry about hoarding?"

'Hamlet'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Rock on Grandma!

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Shakespearean Actor

Punkcakes

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand