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'...16...17...18...stop me when I get to a billion, Mom.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Ready Mum?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Kangaroo jumping rope.

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Cowboy Slippers

'I get it, Smith. No raise means you'll go over to our competitor.'

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Skipping girl.

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Kitten Slippers

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

Walking the line...

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

Skipping with a beard.