Skincare T-Shirts

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

Electrolysis Center

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"I've always dreamed of dating a dermatologist."

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

"Ask me again once your skin clears up." Never propose in broad daylight.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"You can try make-up, but you're a banana...age spots are inevitable."

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#7 Worm inside Ed's head wondering about beauty products

Tragedy and Remedy.

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"Cool... You got a Brazilian Wax."

'...but on the bright side...can't you just feel your pores opening?'

'Someone offered you a senior discount today, didn't they, Margaret?'

'It hasn't been bothering me. Of course, I don't have to look at it.'

'Need... Skin moisturizer...'

'That new concealer works great!'

"Haven't you heard? 75 is he new 15! That explains your annoying outbreak of pimples!"

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

"I can see it from here."

'I promise you it's only dandruff.' - 'I know cocaine when I see it.'

Dating is so expensive...

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'