Skincare T-Shirts

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Hop up on the table and I'll have those wrinkles gone before you know it.'

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

"The first six are for bullets. This one here's for lip balm."

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'

"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

Electrolysis Center

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

"I've always dreamed of dating a dermatologist."

"Ask me again once your skin clears up." Never propose in broad daylight.

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

"You can try make-up, but you're a banana...age spots are inevitable."

Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#7 Worm inside Ed's head wondering about beauty products

Tragedy and Remedy.

"Because this job is dangerous enough without having to worry about dry, flaky skin."

"It was built from a scratch."

Anita Roddick

'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'

'Need... Skin moisturizer...'

'That new concealer works great!'

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

Dating is so expensive...

'It hasn't been bothering me. Of course, I don't have to look at it.'

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

'I promise you it's only dandruff.' - 'I know cocaine when I see it.'