Skin Care Aficionados Prints

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"How come your skin is sooooo smooth?"

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

Botox sharpei

'Mildred....is that you?'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Which one of these things is the soap?"