Skill-set Enthusiast Prints

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"You like to take credit for other people's successes, and blame others for your mistakes. Woodly, you have management potential!"

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

Heavy Workload

'Having done the mentoring skills questionnaire I think I need a mentor to mentor me in improving my mentoring.'

You are more than your job description.

'You don't have much of a work history, do you, Mr. Laren?'

'What training do I get?'

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

Swiss Army garden tool

Whatever became of auto repair and bookkeeping?

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact

"I love my job!"

"Well, besides 'being famous for being famous'... what life goals do you have?"

'You call that ambition?'

"We're looking for someone with a diverse skill set accompanied by an advanced sense of passive resignation."

Teacher trying to hammer knowledge into child.