Skill Games Gifts

Fun with candy.

Ski-ball.

Juggler

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Holiday time.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Bowled over again!

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cut Price

Fast food. Even faster food

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Backfire

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Silence of the Chickens...

Dog Park

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'Super Dog'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

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