Ski Resort Staff Pillows

Happy Hour

Man Rescued from the Mountains

"I am snowploughing!"

Face painting.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

First aid in mountains

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

TSA Noah

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

The World's Easiest Airport

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The Scanner Of Love.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Ski lift mobile

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Disinformation booth.

'First of all, relax.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

S.P.F. 1,000

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

Clown Skis.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Airport Bored Rooms