Sketchpad Scribbler Pillows

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

When Cells Divide

Information booth attendant solves equation

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Hans Holbein

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Solve for x x r 2.

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'It's just a first draft.'

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

Musical Prodigy

Museum Guard Portrait

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Astrophysics made simple.

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

'Math is more art than science.'

Hockney by the Pool

Muse/Museli

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

Saturday marathon introductory English class: Hour 12.