Skeptical Of Risk Analysis Pillows

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

First Aid Box

'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

"Duh!"

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"Let the minutes show we're not taking the pension fund and putting it all on the 2.30 at Newmarket."

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'

Warning: this is a safe area.

Rules and procedure

'Of course, you're welcome to a second opinion from our HMO's insurance executive.'

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

Caution - Sign partly concealed by bush

"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener."

"Our safety manual is nothing but a big joke."

If the N.R.A. ran the D.O.T.

'It scored first in everything except the rollover tests...'

"Having conducted an incisive 360 degree investigation into the events and concomitant risks associated with recent catastrophic losses we’ve determined that ‘shit happens.’"

'Well he certainly does a very thorough risk analysis.'

In and Out Tray