Risk Assessment Aficionado Pillows

"Please welcome the newest member of our risk management team . . ."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Caution signs.

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Safety Barriers

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

First Aid Box

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Laboratory- risk assessor

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'I'm screwed...'

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

'So next time we help a customer take from a pyramid stack, which can should we choose ?'

Safety Pin