Skeptic Society Members Prints

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Skeptic Tank.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

The Mainstream

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The new Physics

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

Govt. UK led by Seance

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.