Skeptic Of Authority Mugs

Rand Paul "We shouldn't preseum that a group of experts somehow know what's best."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

'A Federally-funded study released today proves conclusively that taxes are good for the economy....'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

"This better not be another one of your crazy pyramid schemes."

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

I believe their products are rubbish.

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"

'Ultimately, no good can come of this.'

Henry Manning

"So where do you see yourself fitting into late stage capitalism?"

'My dad, says you're not the real Santa. He said, you're just some fella off the dole.'