Skeletal Figure Admirers Mugs

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Body Building

Apocalliptical

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Skeleton Builder.

Spring Cleaning

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'It's dead in here tonight.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

Supermodel's Day Out.