Skeletal Figure Admirers Mugs

America's nightmare

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Body Building

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Apocalliptical

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Spring Cleaning

Skeleton Builder.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Supermodel's Day Out.

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'