Skateboarding Executive Prints

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

In, out, shake it all about.

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Skate Bored

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Corporate Image

"It's the new mobile office."

"You're pathetic."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

Surfer on his mobile phone.

"Out? What are you, blind?"

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'Regarding your skateboarding accident: I need a note from your wife as to why you did something so stupid.'

Skateboarding

'The head of our script department!'

'Using this, you will be able to get around the branches more quickly!'

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'She's still a little annoyed with you for breaking her skateboard!'

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Ancient Skateboarder

A teenager is skateboarding on a treadmill.

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'You made it! How did you get past all that traffic?'

Caseboarding.

As long as my pants hold up, I'll be fine.