Skanking Dancer Gifts

"Don't call me ska face!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Children's Party

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"Shred the plank."

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

Disco Bunny.

The Stripper

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

You make me feel like dancing!

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Whatever!

Cake Walk.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Dance Dance Dance.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

'You dance like my mother.'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Men at Twerk

"Would you like to dance?"

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Ark New Year's Party. That was a great new year's party! Everybody had a great time. The elephants spent the evening talking about their favorite memories from the past year. The chameleons were the most fashionable pair ---Each changed into three different outfits during the party. And the song bird did a great job as DJ. He kept the dance floor full! The donkeys impressed me out there --- They were really kicking up their heels! The only problem tonight was the golden retriever ... H

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'Hear anything good?'

"We're seeing a lot of these Dancing with the Stars type injuries at the moment."

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"