Sizzling Sleeper Mugs

Counting ribs

Night-time halo

Bed Seasons

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

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Sleeping masks

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

Waking the Dead.

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

The Home Birth of Venus

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

Cat Dreams

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

The Princess and the Pea

Sweet dreams.

"You awake?"

I set the alarm for March, but I've been staring at the ceiling since mid-February.

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."