Sizzling Sleeper Mugs

Counting ribs

Night-time halo

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

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'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Sleeping masks

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

Waking the Dead.

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

The Home Birth of Venus

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

Cat Dreams

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

Sweet dreams.

"You awake?"

The Princess and the Pea

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"