Size Chaser Prints

Woman inspiring herself by chasing after a sign that says 'Size 2'.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Well, now we've seen it."

'Our giant sale now on!'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Shopping Torture

Man on motorbike.

'Today, interest rates rose on news that general fear is up, so why not raise interests rates too?'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Final clearance sale.

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"That's a bit extreme isn't it? It's only a sale."

Cosmic Ray

Cross Channel Leap

"Am I not being funny enough?"

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

"Before you run a marathon maybe you should start with 50 yards?" Set acheivable targets.

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Tourist hanging off the wrong side of the cliff.

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

'Where impulsive buying leaves off, impulsive selling begins.'

Mortgage Hopping.

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

Flower Seller.

'Did you get it's number?'

'Surrender God! We have your particle!'