Sixties Music Buff Prints

Keith Richards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Yoko Ono

'At least I don't have his life.'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

The return of the four sheepskins

Ringo Starr

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Bell Hop

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

A 60's pop group

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

Queen of the Night from Magic Flute

Mick Jagger at 95.

'This next song's a little bluesy number about Ebola research.'

'Hey hey we're the monkeys!...Hey hey we're the lions!...'

David Bowie

"This next song kinda stinks. I hope you like it."

The Corus.