1990s Music Buff Prints

David Bowie

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

Ringo Starr

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

It's hammerhead time

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

Bell Hop

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

"This next song kinda stinks. I hope you like it."

The Corus.

Queen of the Night from Magic Flute

Mick Jagger at 95.

Courtney Love

'This next song's a little bluesy number about Ebola research.'

Elvis' autopsy

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

'Have you got any hip-op?'

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"Take me to David Bowie."

"I feel stupid and contagious"