Situation Satirists Mugs

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Snowman Driver

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

War of Words

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

'Here's a composite of our target consumer.'

Shavuot - Like!

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

"Is this your entire business plan?"

'I don't care if you are just 2 years old, people don't have time to read your life story.'

Planet of the Ants

"This is my 'country house.' I also have a duplex in the city."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Ambulance arrives at full hospital

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

Trump the Shepherdess

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway."

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"