Sisterhood Seeker Pillows

"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Muscles

Cling-On Dog

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"I, TikTok."

Rainbow Quartet

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Exercise Bars

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

New York Netherworld

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Fishing