Sisterhood Seeker Pillows

"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Muscles

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Cling-On Dog

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

Rainbow Quartet

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

New York Netherworld

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Fishing

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."