Sippers With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

Coffee shop offers A-D-D-caf coffee

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

We'll have Manhattans...

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Wine not?"

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

Happy hour.

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

"It says here that having a glass of wine is good for you."

Nappy Hour 2-3.

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

"A cheeky little wine, would you agree?"

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

Tea Shop.

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'

Does THAT satisfy your commitment to the Trade Description Act?

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

"Any advance on 'cat wazz'?

"Spare change please mister, for a Mocha Frappuccino with cinnamon sprinkles?"

"Dinner is poured."

'Apply liberally whenever you get the urge to have a cigarette.'

'It's a match made in Heaven.'

Smoker has smoking x ray.

'I used to have a drinking problem... Now I'm drinking with no problem...'

With a wine in each hand you won't accidentally touch your face!