Sip Sultans Mugs

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

My first mistake.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"House red, sir?"

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"i'm trying to remember the type of California white wine but I like, but my mind keeps drawing a blanc."

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

An Ottoman Resurgence?

A nice Chianti?

"Who'd believe our luck?"

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

"I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus."

"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

'Tennis'

"Are you a foodie?"

I like a screw-cap for the convenience, but I like a cork for

'Hey Bruce, good-on-yer-mate! It was a good idea of yours to set-up as a tobacconist and start selling alcohol... it certainly gets over the no-smoking legislation!'

'Yeah, we're in Napa Valley.'

"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."

If they raise the price of liquor one more time, it will drive me to drink!.

'I'm an okie, and there's nothing dokie about it!'

'Nothing is more dangerous than a wounded santa!'

A wine enthusiast takes advantage of recycling system.