Sip And Sniff Champion Pillows

'I got the wine taster's job, but I have to buy nose insurance and they charge by the pound.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Super hero dog.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Lighthouse Hammock.

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Wow...he's great at 'staying'.'

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'You should enter the rhythmic breathing Olympics!'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'I'm promoting you...to Head of Power Naps...'

'I think I have a rash, but being a leopard it's difficult to tell where.'

Dessert Storm Veteran

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"I wasn't hibernating. I was resting my eyes."

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

The best baker in Bath!

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

"It just isn't Halloween unless you push your body to the brink of diabetes."