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"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Professional woman in pub

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Me when by BDD shows up

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"The 'Ex' huh?"

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

The thinker.

Computer with moon screensaver

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'What's it all about?'

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"Oh-oh - I think I just lost my enlightenment momentum!"

"I was gonna write a book how how to be lazy - but i'm too lazy..."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

The Diary

'What did we do before green tea?'

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"For those of you visiting our church for the first time just raise your hand and our ushers will refresh your coffee."

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

The John Cage Carollers

Whatever it is I usually think about.

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

The Thinker

Doing to many good turns can make you dizzy.

"Time flies." "Time is money."

"I no longer think, therefore I no longer am."

Idea on a cloud

A man on a beach watches an autumn leaf land on him.