Singles Scene Survivor Mugs

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Picky Picky Bar

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Generation Ex.

Alligator Bars

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

'Gordon is the latest in a series of unfulfilling relationships.'

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

Dorothy and the singles bar

Peg Party.

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

"You had me at hell..."

"So, this is Becky. She's single and she's totally your type."

"So how's the date going?

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

Nah, He's not my stripe

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

"It's not you, Larry. I'm just tired of dating 'low hanging fruit'. "

'I love you, but I have to keep moving or I'll suffocate and die.'

"...then my date shows up early and I'm still covered in mud. So embarrassing."

"He was a real dream date. He passed out during dinner."

Sue meets another Winner

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'

Singles Bar - "Yes I'm a dog but I've got a great personality."