Singles Night Survivor Gifts

Sue meets another Winner

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Do you know what girls want?"

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

Tunnel of lurve

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"Sorry - you're just not my type...!"

'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

Peg Party.

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"You had me at hell..."

Man marooned on island sets up bar for 'singles night'.

'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

He sounds like a hunk, his profile says bulky and athletic

'Okay, I admit the photo I sent you wasn't that recent, and I'm not really a male model. But everything else is true!'

First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'