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"So, you like kids?"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"You lack spontaniety."

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

Beware of teething baby.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Children.

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Go, take the afternoon off, I'll babysit: he'll be safe with me..."

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."

Single parents.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."