Single And Thriving Crowd T-Shirts

'I hear he has no marriage precedent.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Mass Travel

Birds doing the 'wave'.

A very fine vintage

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

Speed Dating Disasters

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"Cute... But way too young."

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Peg Party.

'Forget it, they're gay.'

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

Closing Laugh Singles Bar

"When you're single, you're neither loved nor hated."

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

"When I ask myself out, I always say yesh...."

Single and Offended

"So, this is Becky. She's single and she's totally your type."

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

"The painting has noticeably deteriorated as the years have passed." Art imitates life.