Singing Teacher Prints

"If you're going to sing, get some lessons...you're flat."

'Give up wine, women, and if you still insist on song, take singing lessons, you're flat.'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Louis Armstrong

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Baby Piano

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Guitarist

Marimba

Cimafunk

Lennon and McCartney.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Rhapsody in Blue.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Concert Pianist.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

A Fairytale Update

No Elgar!

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Red Letter Days - A declaration of love in public

George Michael

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"