Sinful Satirist Mugs

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

Confessional Options

"Are you sure you should be on this list?!"

Special Place in Hell...

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

'Even More Disciples'

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

2pm meet your Creator

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Out for lunch... GOD

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."