Sinful Cinema Aficionado Prints

'It was great. I hated it.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Kritik's Korner

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Canadian film production

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Jimmy Cagney.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

Movies vs. Films

Film Star Robert de Niro

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Hollywood Breakup

Jim Carrey,

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

Lord of the Rings IV.

Welcome to Hollywood

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

Orson Welles