Simplistic Play Advocate Prints

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'What's play?'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'How's the water skiing?'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"This dog has wheels!"

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

"We are not buying a refrigerator with a learning curve."

"I see you decluttered."

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"I'm through playing doctor. With insurance forms, co-payments, and malpractice suits, it's just no fun!"

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'A grass box for the children is a wonderful idea.'

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'