Simplistic Lifestyle Seeker Prints

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

The World's Easiest Airport

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Keep it simple

'Sigh... When did the world get so complicated?'

Flower tribute

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

'A lower salary will allow you to simplify your lifestyle.'

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"