Simplistic Lifestyle Seeker Pillows

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

The World's Easiest Airport

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

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"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Keep it simple

'Sigh... When did the world get so complicated?'

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

'A lower salary will allow you to simplify your lifestyle.'

Where Pleather Comes From

Flower tribute

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.