Simplification Mugs

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

"I see you decluttered."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Any questions?'

Plain English group.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

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"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

Life is just four letters...

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

We find this model works better for us!

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

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"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

"I'm worth five hundred million, yet I am not comforted."

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'