Strategic Simplifier Mugs

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Any questions?'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"I see you decluttered."

'And best of all - no hidden clauses!'

'Excellent meeting. I loved the quick fixes, the simple solutions, and the easy answers.'

We find this model works better for us!

"We find putting the customer first works for us!"

'I'm always thinking of my fellow man - that's how I stay ahead of him.'

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

"Simplify your life! Stop stuffing French fries, onion rings, and who knows what else into your cheeseburgers!"

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

Successful business man

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

Days Of Conquest

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

'Maybe we should wait until after we've won all that money playing poker until we tell the boss where to go...'

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

'Being destitute does have its advantage -- taking inventory is a breeze.'