Simple Living Admirer Mugs

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

A cow on a drip.

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"But is it..?"

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

House Hunters of the Old West

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

The Maypole's state couch

"Actually, I think having the lived-in look can help sell your house. Just make sure it looks lived-in by rich people."

"I like how you keep things simple."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'Purple Martin Condos'

Hillbilly.

My gran likes the crossword.

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"Hmmm... that's more like it!"

"You know, I'm happy in my world of low expectations."

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!'

'The next time I get involved it's going to be with a meat and potatoes kind of guy.'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

"What a shell!"

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."

'It's a bill for the firewood. Dang, we're still living beyond our means.'

"In the old days, being a sheep-dog was easy Son: Now, I have to do a roll-call twice a day and fill in timesheets..."

'Next semester, we're having art time after lunch.'

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."