Simple Living Admirer Mugs

"The Snout? What For? We've got everything we want right here."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

A cow on a drip.

"You boys who have to take your medications with food, now's the time."

"But is it..?"

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

House Hunters of the Old West

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

The Maypole's state couch

"I like how you keep things simple."

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'Purple Martin Condos'

Hillbilly.

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

"Hmmm... that's more like it!"

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

My gran likes the crossword.

"You know, I'm happy in my world of low expectations."

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."

'The next time I get involved it's going to be with a meat and potatoes kind of guy.'

'Brilliant - cold porridge and stale bread again!'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

"The snail-mail of our species is deadlier than the e-mail."

"In the old days, being a sheep-dog was easy Son: Now, I have to do a roll-call twice a day and fill in timesheets..."

'It's a bill for the firewood. Dang, we're still living beyond our means.'

'Next semester, we're having art time after lunch.'

"What a shell!"

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'