Silver Wedding Gift Seeker Mugs

'Something very inexpensive - There's a whisper they'll start divorce proceedings immediately after the anniversary party.'

'Now that's an afro!'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

I love Museum Shops

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

The polar bear's vending machine.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

Antique silver

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

"It's just a little memento from a company we bought and cannibalized a few years ago!"

"You and your stones collection!"

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

Man climbs ladder to see the sun

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

"We climbed three thousand feet up Mont Blanc to get that one."

Computer Side of Marriage.

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"I'll get back to you, I'm at a fairly important meeting"

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."

Eggs to order!