Silver Fox Entrepreneur Mugs

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

Robot Parts $5

"I don't know who you are!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Silver Fox

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"The Oaths of the Venture Capitalists."

Setting up companies

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

caring for the elderly in Cuba

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

Life Extension Journal.

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Screenior citizen

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'Seven companies in three years.'

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

How to Start your Own Telecomms. Company

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

'Mum, grandpa needs new batteries!'

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

"You know you're getting old when you can find your way around all the local hospitals blindfolded."