Silver Fox Admirers Mugs

"I'm liver spot spice."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Silver Fox

Fox hunting.

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

Antique silver

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

I can be upgraded, can you?

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"Now. Hear. This."

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

'Mum, grandpa needs new batteries!'

Liv Ullmann

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

Wind Up Fox