Silver Anniversary Prints

Day off for a silver anniversary.

'Of course I remembered. What is the traditional gift for a 25th wedding anniversary - steak or lobster?'

Absolutely worst 25th wedding anniversary speech ever...

Woman telling friend her husband got her a colonoscopy for their silver anniversary.

-I need the day off, please. It;s our silver anniversary. -You mean I have to put up with this every 25 years?

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Killer Executive Suits.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Sloaney Pony.

LAY ZEE FUK

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Demure lady with gloves

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Cry babies.

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