Silly Swim Moments Pillows

'Uh-oh! Looks like Jer has a wardrobe malfunction in the rear!'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"I'm beached body ready."

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

Take-A-Break

'Synchronised swimming.'

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

Oh Bugger !

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

Move it, pal. You're in the lap lane.

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

Man pelted with golf balls.

"Down the end and second on your left."

'Thank you for coming in at such short notice.'

'Your Bill is crooked.'

"Yeah, I know I'm diving at the shallow end."

"Oh God, I'm having a thought!"

'All I really wanted was a swim!'