Humor Swimmer Pillows

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Go deep.'

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

'I'm a Pisces.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

Oddly familiar formation.

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

A fish wearing scuba gear.

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

Duck with outboard motor.

Take-A-Break

Dolphin Court

'Synchronised swimming.'

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

'Oh no! I've caught athlete's foot again.'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'