Silly Sweetheart Prints

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I love you, you big fool."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

"Ready...."

"Just say the word and I'll love you."

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

'The gravy? Was that 'boat' or 'train', sir?'

"Curious and curiouser."

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

Playing Footsies.

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"I want to make it with you."

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'

"Oh, yes, Paul—whisper sweet sponsored content in my ear."

ACME DATING SERVICE, 'Do you take trade-ins?'

Young Love

"Just shoot me if I ever take up power walking."

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

Inflatable Boat.

"This is my husband, John. He works for the CIA."

Dressing up

'Aww, how cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.'

Old woman with a government improvement grant meeting with a cosmetic surgeon

No Walking Down The Street Singing, 'Doo-Wah-Ditty, Ditty-Dum, Ditty-Dum'!