Silly Soulmate Mugs

Playing Footsies.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I love you, you big fool."

"I heard they mate for life."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."

They were young and in love, and Harold would spend whole weekends counting the freckles on Arlene's back, Of course they were also incredibly stupid,,, Arlene only had seven freckles,

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

Middle-Of-Life Choices

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

'Yon lad's got a chip on his shoulder.' 'Aye, he's certainly a messy eater.'

Inflatable Boat.

'What is it now, Dennis...can't you see I'm busy?'

Euros final

No Walking Down The Street Singing, 'Doo-Wah-Ditty, Ditty-Dum, Ditty-Dum'!

Woman shooting at husband: "I missed you."

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."

'You can have custody of the kids as long as I get custody of the money!'

"Yes, Dave and Barbara are weirdos - weirdos who found what we all dream of - that one person whose weirdness perfectly compliments our own, creating an everlasting bond."

'That's 84 in a row! A new record!'