Cyber Soulmate Mugs

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Right click for yes...

"I heard they mate for life."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

cuPad

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

Online marriage ceremony.

"I now pronounce you Man and Wife. My sincerest condolences to you both."

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

Cyber Love

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

Playing Footsies.

"I donut know what I'd do without him."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

Euros final

"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!