Silicon Valley Explorer Prints

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Boptimism

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Tinnitus?"

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Life in the fastest lane.

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Consumer care and technologies

"B*****d!"

The absurd artist

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

Gift Cards In Hell